Yes. My nickname is Bailo after J-Lo. And not really for the singing or beautiful looks. My bum is famous. Actually back home, people practically sing praises to it.
Funny or awkward moment with my mom. Probably both. But it made me smile.
MY FACEBOOK STATUS: "You all think I had an unnaturally firm butt before? Then I can't wait to see what Tahitian Dance is going to do to it! First class tonight baby!"
MOM: Hard ass haha. They don't call you Bailo for nothing. Now we can call you Tah-lo. Oh my gosh. I miss your cute behind. And to think it once fit into the size of my hand they day you were born. Shake those farrets!"
ME: Ferrets mom. But be proud. Shakin what my momma gave me.
MOM:...I want to see the proof that my kid is getting a higher education, a life experience, and a fab new tahitian butt.
No I will not post a picture. I know you're all truly deprived but that would be inappropriate.
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